So you think you’re a jokester, huh?
Well, if you’re looking to school some of the biggest nerds around with your hilarious wit and razor-sharp humour, then look no further than this list of 51 best nerd jokes.
Whether you like math or science jokes, geeky pop culture references, or just plain silly puns, these jokes are sure to get a laugh out of even the most die-hard nerds.
So what are you waiting for?
Dig in and start cracking up with these hilarious nerdy jokes!
Here we go:
Best Nerd Jokes:
Q: What do you call it when a cat wins a math contest?
A: A CAT-HASIZM!
Q: Why are scientists getting frustrated with their experiments?
A: Because they keep getting C.R.A.P-py results!
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a Y.E.L.L.O.W screen!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A: To get to the other EGG-ZACKLY!
Q: How do you know when a mathematician is lying?
A: His lips are moving!
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the physicist cross the road?
A: To get to the other s-PLATFORM!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had too many problems!
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it was two tired!
Q: What do you call a nerd with an extra chromosome?
Q: Why did the physics teacher cross the road?
A: Because she wanted to get to the other slide!
Q: What do you call a group of scientists dancing in the street?
A: A baryon!
Q: Why didn’t scientists believe in ghosts?
A: Because he knew they were just atoms acting spooky!
Q: What kind of socks does a math professor wear?
A: Square ones, of course!
Q: Why did the mathematician drown in a river?
A: Because he couldn’t factor out the region that was safe to swim in!
Q: What is an astronomer’s favourite type of car?
A: One with a billion headlights and infinite horsepower!
Q: How do you know when your computer is really smart?
A: When it can beat up your phone!
Q: Why was the geometry teacher heartsick?
A: Because she had lost her hypotenuse!
Q: What’s a mathematician’s favourite dessert?
Q: Why couldn’t the scientist get to sleep at night?
A: Because she kept thinking about her last experiment!
Q: What does a nerdy robot say when it goes to the bathroom?
A: “I’m feeling binary!”
Q: Why did the nerd cross the road?
A: To get from one LAN party to another!
Q: What’s the difference between a nerd and a puppy?
A: You can’t teach a puppy to play video games!
Q: Why did the nerd cross the road?
A: Because she wanted to get away from all those annoying jocks and bullies!
Q: Why was the nerd so good at math?
A: She had a super-powered calculator for a brain!
Q: What does the average nerdy girl do when her boyfriend breaks up with her?
A: She just reinstalls him using the latest version!
Oh, so you want some more!
“Why did the Jedi cross the road?” “To get to the Dark Side!”
“Why did Gandalf cross the road?” “Because he’s a wizard, and that’s what they do.”
“What does Yoda say when he gets to work? ‘It’s not easy being green!'”
“Know how much I love you? Enough to download all eight Harry Potter movies and watch them in one sitting.”
“Why did the zombie stop to ask directions? Because it was dead stuck!”
“How do you know if someone is a true sci-fi nerd? They’ll talk your ear off about the time travel paradoxes in Back to the Future, but have never heard of Firefly or Stargate.”
“What do you call a math teacher who has lost his car? A natural logician!”
“Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was programmed to.”
We hope you enjoyed our roundup of the 51 best nerd jokes.
If you’ve got any nerdy friends, be sure to share this post with them so they can get their fix of laughter for the day. Happy joke-telling!
Oh yeah, and only a nerd would point out that there are not 51 jokes on this list.